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Joke of the Day
"I want my coffee like my life: dark, short and bitter."
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"No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs."
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"He tripped, and the laundry basket fell to floor, spilling clothes everywhere. I sat back and watched it all unfold."
"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."
"hey girl, are you into adopting animals? Because I will probably pee in your bed and run away"
"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""
"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."
"How do you catch a wild bra? Set a booby trap."