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Joke of the Day
"Her + Gravity = 2001: A Space Odyssey"
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"Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags? They keep Terran."
"I have a hotmail email account. But don't worry, I use it ironically."
"I came....I saw.... I'm a lumberjack who needs to stop watching porn & get a *life*...."
"Why is it important for pious Muslim girls to wear the hijab? So that the semen doesn't keep getting in their hair."
"When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters"
"Autocorrect makes me say things that... I didn't Nintendo."
"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."
"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"