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Joke of the Day
"Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand."
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"The internet is a place where you can make long-lasting friendships. You can also watch 2 girls drink diarrhea. Two sides to every coin."
"[cops showing wife my body] ""Why is he 50m from where he got shot?"" ""Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"""
"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello... From the other side"
"What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan? The Twin Towers."
"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."
"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."
"Why did Vivaldi die poor? Because he was baroque."
"What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill"