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Joke of the Day

"The internet is a place where you can make long-lasting friendships. You can also watch 2 girls drink diarrhea. Two sides to every coin."

"LPT: If a non-Redditor sends you a funny pic/video on Facebook, don't tell them you already saw it last week on Reddit. You don't want them to finally realize you're a neckbeard."

"What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh..."

"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."

"14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal"

"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."

"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."

"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks"