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Joke of the Day

"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"

"Most offensive one liner joke I know.. So I was eating this bitch out the other day and I tasted horse semen so I looked up and said, ""Ooooooh grandma that's how you died."""

"[cocktail party] Me: [swirls brandy] Brandy: PUT ME DOWN"

"Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand."

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."

"Why don't they have a concert on the moon? No atmosphere"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"

"There once was a man from Kent, Whose cock was extraordinarily bent, To save himself the trouble, He'd put it in double, And instead of coming he went."

"Did you guys hear about the blind man who got hit in the head by a football? He never saw it coming."