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Joke of the Day

"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"

"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."

"Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually."""

"What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out? An anomalette"

"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."

"Ughh so pissed off. My mail order bride is pretending she doesn't speak english just so she doesn't have to wear the jester outfit again."

"Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!"

"Men are like a bag of chips They seem full at first glance but when you look inside you see it's mostly just air."

"When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down."

"What do you call a Pediatrist speeding in Michigan Lead foot"