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Joke of the Day
"Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow How do you keep a turkey in suspense?"
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"Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid off"
"I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it's someone's birthday and I need to show respect."
"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"What did the optical illusion say when he got caught cheating on his wife ""It's not what it looks like!"""
"What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks? The bricks will get laid."
"Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!"
"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "
"Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot."