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Joke of the Day
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground, because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."
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"What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean....."
"A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks."
"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"
"Took my wife to the doctor today, to try and get her tourettes sorted Turns out that she doesn't have it, and I am actually a cunt and she wants me to fuck off"
"So a horse walks in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"I was trying to have sex with my wife on Thanksgiving But she was too busy making dinner, Turkey shot down my jet"
"What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what's wrong? *Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right* ""muffin'"""
"My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk, but I'll show her!"