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Joke of the Day

"what idiot called it ""alphabet soup"" instead of ""times new ramen""?"

"slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"[Leaving ballgame] Officer: have you been drinking? Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there."

"Do you know Mike? Mike ock"

"Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy."

"You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*"

"""Do people really become like their pets?"" I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space."

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."

"God made every person different... He got tired by the time he got to China..."