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Joke of the Day
"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"
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"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get those tiny little legs apart?"
"Tyrone says ""come on shaniqua one extra stripe on a zebra wont hurt her"" She replies "" fucker stop talking about my strech marks"""
"Three Signs You're Getting Older I was told that there were three signs that you are getting older. The first is senility And I forget the other two."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"
"Momma bird: welcome to the world! Baby bird: thx! M: for the next few months instead of food, I'ma just throw up in your mouth. B: wait what"
"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"
"What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread? It's stalemate"