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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care."

"Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf."

"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"Did you hear about Tom Brady going to the whore house? He needed to deflate his balls"

"I have eight words to say to you...."

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age..... The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."

"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"

"Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: ""Who's that next to you?"""