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Joke of the Day
"He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake A date with Bill Cosby"
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"My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild."
"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."
"I wonder what gets changed less frequently...the diaper of a crackhead's baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita."
"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision"
"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."
"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""
"What do mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and are on a mission."
"I'm all wet! ""Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."