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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision"
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"Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission? It was a Riposte."
"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."
"Say what you want about Cannibals but they have a great taste in people."
"What do you call a man who gives a woman the illusion of entitlement? A Husband..."
"Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads."
"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."
"All of my suspicions are sneaking around."
"[ambulance] medic: sir do you need oxygen me: no dying is fine"
"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"