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Joke of the Day

"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"

"Q: Why was the belt thrown in jail? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"

"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."

"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"