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Joke of the Day
"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."
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"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."
"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"
"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"
"There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!"
"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"
"If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro."""
"What would Jesus say if you angered him? ""I'm Crossed."""
"What's a married couples favorite sex position? Doggy Style. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."