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Joke of the Day

"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."

"So it turns out the son of a preacherman just had really long arms"

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"They're coming for me They're banging on my doors. I haven't eaten an apple in months. They're forcing their way in in. The doctors are here. Tell mum I love her."

"Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."

"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."

"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"

"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""

"If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him."

"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"