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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling"
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"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"
"I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho."
"I've learned so much from my mistakes.. I'm thinking of making some more"
"What's the difference between Santa and a black man? Santa stops after the third Ho"
"I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community. I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations."
"So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'....."
"Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard? He was a shellfish pokemon."
"I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""