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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey"

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."

"I had to go into the Dr's today for a regular check up, & I get in there & he pulls down my pants & started jamming his finger in my ass... Yea I guess it's time for a new dentist"

"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"

"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"

"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"

"Someone in America gets raped once every 56 seconds... ...and I feel just awful for her."