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Joke of the Day
"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."
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"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm. On one hand, they're probably nice people..."
"What's a woman ideal husband? An archaeologist. The older she gets the more interested he becomes."
"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."
"So I heard Lena Dunham has a new show coming out... It's called Sister, Sister."
"""Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!"" ""We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"""
"An unemployed engineer... if ( engineer == employed() ) { print ""Meh""; } else { make_a_stupid_joke (); }"