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Joke of the Day
"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."
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"I have nothing to eat All i have is a bunch of old vegetables, but all they do is talk about Vietnam."
"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."
"Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking."
"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"
"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."
"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"
"What do a woman and a bar have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."
"Why was the Butcher depressed? Because his life was in shambles."