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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"
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"Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two things I don't fuck with."
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"You prefer white wine over red? For god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y"
"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."
"What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana."
"Odd numbers I can't even..."
"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."