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"Uppercuts a horse. Creates the first girrafe."
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"My local gadget store has a great deal on devices that measure electric charge, but it's too far to walk. It's a coulomb meter."
"A man asks his friend, ""What would you do if we only had 24 hours before the end of the world?"" ""I would fuck everything that moves"", his friend says. ""What would you do?"" ""I wouldn't move."""
"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"
"Old Navy commercials give us a glimpse of Hell"
"What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin? A killing Spree."
"Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man his son and his grandson."
"finally found a way to refer to myself + dog in a way that's creepier than the mother/child dichotomy: FUR HUSBAND and SKIN WIFE"
"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia? A Kraken-towa!"