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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants? It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."

"I'm going to major in Marijuana when I go to college... I hear it's a growing field."

"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"

"If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine."

"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."

"Killing two birds with one stone this weekend Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid."

"Had to put my dog down today... I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!"

"If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises."

"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"

"My prediction for the fight. I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny."