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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an asthmatic bird? A puffin."
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"What's 12 inches long, stiff, red and purple, and makes women scream? Crib death"
"I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated."
"A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with ""I got the live bees you sent, they'll do nicely"""
"If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'"
"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."
"--Wanna go rubbing in the park tomorrow with me? Thanks auto correct, this is why I can't have nice friends."
"My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses."
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."