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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."
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"I think my favorite MLK Day tradition is giving pans of ex-lax laced brownies to all the local racist organizations."
"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."
"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."
"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."
"What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan"
"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."
"What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came outta the cupboard ."
"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."