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Joke of the Day

"When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!"

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can spill your beer on a fiddle."

"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"

"With grape soda comes grape responsibility."

"Two girls sitting quietly together."

"Man with premature ejaculation seeks understanding woman. Nevermind, I'm done."

"I wish I was Jewish Every time somebody farted I could say: ""Are you a Nazi? Because you just gassed a Jew."""

"The photo technician got caught masterbating to people's photos They charged him with ""indecent exposure"""

"How do u castrate a priest ? Kick the alter boy in the chin ;)"