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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"
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"When my kids misbehave we watch 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' and then I make them stand in a giant Petri dish while I set up the machine."
"Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die"
"How many grains of sand are there in the world? As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted."
"Did you hear the one about the dad that said son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind! The son said dad I'm over here."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-tickles TEN-tickles! I find it funny how most people say eight."
"What did one John say to the other John? ""What's the matter? You look flushed!"""
"How can you know if somebody watches Doctor Who? They'll make sure you know."
"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."
"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"