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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"
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"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."
"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"
"[superhero meeting] ""What's your enemy called?"" ""Dr Doom. Yours?"" ""Joker"" [stifles laughter] ""I HAVE OTHERS"" ""Ye-"" ""Penguin"" [just loses it]"
"I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because... According to Bill, she doesn't suck."
"What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers? A virgin"
"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."
"Facebook has a link to ""Report a Problem"" so I wrote ""I'm not very close with my father."" Now we wait I guess"
"My roommate claims I'm schizophrenic. Jokes on him. I don't have a roommate."
"i have to wake up at 3 am tomorrow to go to the airport i've honestly never felt more attacked and victimized than i do now"