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Joke of the Day

"While having dinner, the dad scolded at his son: ""If you continue talking about crap during the meal, I'll slap the shit out of you"""

"Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug. he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's the pug"

"What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!"

"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""

"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot? One says ""hey, you, get off of my cloud"", and the other says ""hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe""."

"I can't wait for MTV's next reality show about car wash employees that hold in farts until they're cleaning the inside of your car."

"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"

"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."

"My boss said to ""treat customers like you treat your mother"", so I haven't answered my phone in a month and I have 74 unheard voicemails."

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""