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Joke of the Day

"Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past..."

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"I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist"
"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."
"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""
"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"
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"The worst thing about being British with Crohns... ...Is all the the bloody shits you take."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"What do you call a Chinese conga line? A Chu Chu train"