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Joke of the Day

"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"

"How does Steve Bannon, Trump's Senior Chief Strategist feel after he gets over a cold? Alt-Right"

"I'm married, yet the only person that willingly goes down on their knees in front of my crotch is a 72 year old suit tailor named Pablo."

"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"

"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."

"What instrument does Mother Earth play? The Qatar."

"People just said ""go to the gym"" they never mentioned that you have to actually do things when you get there I've been doing this so wrong."

"I once knew a guy named Dapeng Nguyen. He was the first Asian-Antarctican."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... In a burlap sack and on the back of a donkey."

"3: *throws plate in sink Me: but you barely ate! 3: yeah, I'm full...what are you eating? Me: the same thing you had 3: can I have a bite?"