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Joke of the Day
"Facebook is telling me to ""reconnect"" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday"
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"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"
"Invitations: $10 Cupcakes: $15 Facility rental: $100 Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless Math of a mother"
"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
"""Hi. I'm beautiful and love football and snuggling. Sucks about your broken wiener."" -Viagra commercials"
"I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. They just go over my head."
"What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen."
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."