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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk."
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"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."
"No one will ever be as excited as a dad that just drove somewhere in less time than the GPS said it would take."
"I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
".. How are you on your grind, if you're on twitter all the time?"
"My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob."
"Doormats are a gateway rug."
"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."
"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."