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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker."
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"Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head? Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow."
"A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying ""They took our jobs!"""
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"
"Why is Reddit different from Facebook? [removed]"
"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."
"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""
"How many friend-Zoned Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed off when it wont screw."
"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"