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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally ran over a leprachaun. I brought it home and cooked it up. TRAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
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"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."
"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."
"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."
"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants"
"What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit? ""He did gnat see that coming"""
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!"
"What has a 10 foot neck four legs and loves money. A Jewraffe"