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Joke of the Day

"What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit? ""He did gnat see that coming"""

"I really liked the movie, Inception. It's so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back."

"The barman says 'I'm sorry we don't serve time travelers.' A time traveler walks into a bar..."

"Always wash your clothes in tide Because it's way too cold out-tide"

"They call me Big Dick But im average at best."

"In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten."

"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"

"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"

"Matthew 11, Luke 9 and John 12... ...are just three of the boys Father O'Reilly has to stay at least 50 yards from."

"Some parents count to 10 to get their kids to behave. I use a similar technique where I string out crime scene tape and fire up a chainsaw."