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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."

"You can't afford a bar of soap, but Beer,, Cigarettes,, & $700 worth of tattoos is not a problem?.. This is why sometimes I have a hard time feeling bad for most people"

"I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor. Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint. (Sorry)"

"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"

"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"

"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig"

"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"

"What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""