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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too."
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"[1st day at Subway] Boss: u said u'd done this before Me: [painting myself in marinara sauce] I'm really more of an abstract sandwich artist"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"
"What's the difference between Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna? Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car."
"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word ""blueberry"" with his mouth full."
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees? All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite..."
"What's a prostitute's favourite type of bird? A cock-r-two"
"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"