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Joke of the Day

"The mantra to a successful relationship find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do."

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""

"I cut myself shaving today... because who has time to do both?"

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."

"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."

"Bible thumpers... Are all the Psalm."

"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"You know what they say about guys who don't remember their circumcision... Ignorance is briss."