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Joke of the Day

"A Jew, a Catholic and a colored boy go the heaven. Does anyone know the rest of this joke? Judge Schmels was telling it to the Bishop in caddyshack. And never told the punch line."

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!"

"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."

"On Gun Control Yesterday I Called The Fire Arms, Tobacco, Alcohol And Asked The Agent What Fully Automatic Weapon Goes With A Shot Of Burbon. Sean O' Talk Show Host SOS Computer Talk"

"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"

"Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs."

"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your ""wenital werpes"" *winks*"

"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Mmm- Fuck."