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Joke of the Day

"Don't ever ask me about the time my anus prolapsed. Its a long ass story."

"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"

"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."

"You know what they say about cliffhangers..."

"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"

"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"

"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""

"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"

"The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees."