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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Batman go to the movie? Because it was rated ""PG"""
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"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"
"Me: I have Schrodinger like reflexes ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" Me: Yes and No."
"As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice."
"What do white girls and web developers have in common? nobody ever compliments our back end :("
"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot? Going inside to ask for a hanger."
"""Were you in Paris on your vacation?"" ""I don't know my wife got the tickets."""
"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"
"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."