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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."

"I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy. I've gotta say, I loved his bits."

"HULK WANT LOAN Bank: We can't loan to people like you. GREEN PEOPLE?? *flips table into moon* Bank: People owing 2.6B in property damage."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""

"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"

"Mehh ~Goat, sighing.."

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""

"I hate dating black girls, I always need to explain that it wasn't me who gave them those black eyes..."

"What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service ma'am."

"Why is it called ""reading a book"" and not paper view?"