171665
Joke of the Day
"I Set my alarm clock to 9:11. So I would ""never forget"""
Next Joke
"How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."
"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."
"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."
"Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even."
"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."
"At first notice, the word ""Diputseromneve"" looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid."
"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/Jokes"
"What's the difference between apathy & empathy? Don't know. Don't care."