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Joke of the Day
"2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers... carry on."
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"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."
"The amount of tinder matches I've gotten has skyrocketed since I changed my interests from ""Murdering"" to ""Not Murdering"""
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"
"My Wife and I made love today for the first time in weeks. (X-POST from r/shortscarystories) I put her back in the freezer afterwards."
"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"
"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"
"What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra? The south shall rise again!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"
"Agitated I encountered a very nervous flea He said he gets his sleep in snatches."