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Joke of the Day
"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"
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"What does a cannibal drink for breakfast? A cup of Joe."
"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"
"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"
"What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist."
"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."
"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."
"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."
"I'm a theist I would be atheist, but I left a space for God."