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Joke of the Day

"*unrolls blueprints of a dick* no no no this part has got to go. dont know what this does... gone. lets put a ruby here. in the shaft"

"Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite."

"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water."

"Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Dude, how the hell do you breathe through that thing?!?"

"What do you call a belt made of paper? A waist of paper. *knee slap*"

"""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything."

"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"

"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, it's a whopper"

"Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. "