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Joke of the Day
"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, it's a whopper"
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"People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?"
"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."
"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""
"Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster."
"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"
"Online dating has its good points. You can choose your own name, lie through your teeth and you can't smell their breath."
"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."
"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"
"If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge. Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead."