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Joke of the Day

"Billy and his dad. Billy's dad walks into his room and says ""Billy, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind."" To which Billy replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""

"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."

"The Bible TL;DR"

"The joke is on you, fruit flies. We don't even have any fruit."

"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."

"How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb? **Lightbulbs** are easily threaded by one person, **usually** with one hand. Doot."

"How do you get Americans to join a World War? Tell them it's nearly finished."

"I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, ""boners."""

"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."