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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse? A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!"

"A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart"

"What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !"

"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."

"What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE"

"Famous last words (silence)"

"After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!"

"Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section."

"I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked."

"Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B."