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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."
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"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno, dos..."", he says before he was suddenly gone. He disappeared without a tres."
"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."
"According to this white t-shirt, I'm the BP of red wine."
"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."
"Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
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