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Joke of the Day
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"I bought a metronome recently, I left it in my car as I stopped at the bank machine for a minute, came back and it was gone, someone stole it but was caught... ...now I hear the thief is doing 2/4"
"Where does Sean Connery sit? In the toilet."
"What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? A high-jacker."
"Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their shit!"
"Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"
"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"
"Fellas, when waiting in line for the new TSA scanners, give yourself some personal ""fluffing"" beforehand. Don't get caught with shrinkage."
"Mattel is launching a new Twitter Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box"